Continued from Cutie Cumpire and the Sticky Keys
To Nora, watching human men cum all over the place was a bit like watching the Great British Baking Show. It was entertaining, appetizing, and a bit torturous. She could easily imagine the humans drooling after the thousand-layer pastries and fresh ground lavender rose compote that they could never have, just like she drooled after cumshots on Reddit.
Tinder was decent for snacks here and there, but at this rate she was always going to have to supplement with cow’s blood—that is, if she didn’t crack and suck one of those dumb jocks dry. The high would be amazing. The subsequent life in prison would not be so great.
And if she were being honest, the slut-shaming from humans didn’t bother her that much. It was the slut-shaming from other vampires that got under her skin. Even though all the medical journals agreed that cum was significantly more nutritious than blood, many vampires insisted that it was ‘not a great look’ and ‘poor optics’ and only for ‘sicko fetishists who were desperate to feed on humans’.
So what if she liked something fresh and hot and direct from the source? Sucking cum didn’t hurt anyone! Quite the opposite. So Nora got what she could from Tinder and tortured herself watching videos in the meantime.
Nothing had been more torturous than justsumdude. The sheer volume was… it made her drool almost as much as he came. And made her wet in other places, too.
And he seemed… nice. As much as one could tell from a couple cumshot videos on the internet. He was expressive, and when he talked, it was just… raw. Honest. Not cringey or porny.
And he liked her pictures! Not like that was any surprise, but… it felt good. While she would be the first to insist that there were plenty of people who were both horny and well-adjusted, she had to admit that there were certainly also a lot of horny people who were not so well adjusted, and those were the ones that tended to end up in her DMs.
Nora was scrolling r/TrampsforVamps, a vampire/sex-worker mutual support group, when the notification came through.
justsumdude: Hey, I’m really sorry if this is crossing a line to DM you, but I wanted to make sure it was OK with you first before I posted this video. If you’d rather I don’t post it, that’s no problem. And if you want me to delete it, I promise I will, no backups and no questions asked.
Nora’s heart jumped up into her throat as she clicked on the link. Just what had he recorded?
The video was fifteen minutes long and Nora made it exactly five minutes and thirty seven seconds before her hand was down the front of her pants. Fucking hell this was hot. She was ready to cum when he was, but with seven minutes left in the video, he must be edging and she forced herself to do the same.
And it was worth it.
Satan’s tits it was worth it.
When he flipped to the final tab, the words Show me how much you’d cum on these cutie tits bold across the screen, she’d never been so turned on. And as his cum burst across the screen, across her, that arousal hit a new high. And as he slowed to a steady drip and she stared at the puddle he’d made of the keyboard, Nora came harder than she ever had before.
At her desk in her room, with her door wide open, and her roommate due back from the gym at any time.
Nora snatched her hands out of her panties and danced over to close and lock the door just as the front door rattled open. She returned to her desk and pulled out her phone, looking for a good angle. She snapped a few pics, grinned eagerly at the result, and then replied.
cutiecumpire69xxx: You’re so sweet! And hot. Fucking hell. Post that shit. Want to see what it did to me?
Normally, Nora would have tabbed away and done something else, but she was giddy and eager and figured it couldn’t hurt to wait for a couple of minutes. She chewed on her thumb and her eyes went blurry as she fantasized about all that cum on her tits. She’d nearly decided to start masturbating again when his reply appeared.
Sorry for the delay, was just making dinner.
And sorry if that sounds like bragging
Nora snorted and smiled. What a dork, in the cutest possible way.
She sent a link to the first picture, a selfie that showed the bottom half of her open mouth, her long tongue unfurled and dripping a string of drool down to join the puddle between her breasts.
cutiecumpire69xxx: You made me drool. A lot.
And then the second picture, one from under her desk with her legs spread, her skirt pulled up, and her panties pulled to the side, strings of her slick stretching between the fabric and her swollen vulva.
cutiecumpire69xxx: In more ways that one.
If you had told Nora five years ago that she’d be casually sending pictures of her sopping pussy to strangers on the internet, she would have slapped you, then run off and cried.
But a lot could change in five years. Mostly, Nora was sick of making herself small and polite so that shitty people could feel better about themselves.
A minute passed without a reply, which usually meant that the guy was already fapping. But Nora ventured a guess that justsumdude was overthinking this and she would get another preciously awkward reply in about two more minutes.
You’ll have to fill me in on how consent works with sexting
you are incredibly attractive
Nora giggled and bit her lip.
ur such a nerd
I like it
I enthusiastically consent to you telling me how hard ur dick is 😉
justsumdude: want to see?
The link appeared a moment later, and she tapped eagerly. A string of pre-cum stretched between his tip and his outstretched finger.
cutiecumpire69xxx: fuck, i want to suck that out of you
A minute later, another link. A short video of him erupting in his hand, making an absolute mess of his chest and stomach. Nora watched it three times. She’d never ever seen anyone cum so much, and she was practically a cum shot sommelier.
justsumdude: It would certainly help with clean-up
cutiecumpire69xxx: how do u even clean up normally? lmao
justsumdude: Uh, I do a lot of laundry
cutiecumpire69xxx: that doesn’t sound very eco-friendly.
justsumdude: There’s a smooth pick-up line, ‘come suck my dick, save the whales!’
cutiecumpire69xxx: Twist my arm. 😉
He didn’t reply right away, so she added, You have a snapchat? it’s easier for pics. if u give me your un I’ll add you, mine’s the same as on reddit so I don’t usually accept requests
That got a quicker reply. Oh yeah sure, one sec
Nora grinned, guessing that he was making an account. Especially when two minutes later, he replied, Mine’s same as Reddit too
Sure enough, his account was brand new.
cutiecumpire69xxx: so what’s next for you tonight after cleaning up that massive cumshot?
While the typing bubble bounced, Nora chewed on her thumb. Most guys kept things sexual at this point, like ‘dreaming of u, bb’, as if she might forget they had a dick if they didn’t remind her every two seconds. Or they’d ghost, and message again as soon as they were horny again.
justsumdude: To be perfectly honest? binge watching great british bake off. and then utterly failing to make macarons.
A different kind of heat than arousal curled in Nora’s stomach, rising to her cheeks and spreading her lips in the kind of dumb smile she’d have a hard time wiping off her face.
cutiecumpire69xxx: You bake?
justsumdude: Well, I try to. hbu?
Nora checked her watch.
cutiecumpire69xxx: I have a yoga class in like 30 mins and actually I should head out in a sec. but it’s been really nice to chat! msg me anytime 🙂
justsumdude: okay, yeah. same 🙂
She chewed on her thumb again, then decided—she could trust her gut.
cutiecumpire69xxx: My name is Nora, by the way. But I like it when u call me cutie 😉
justsumdude: I’m Jasper
cutiecumpire69xxx: ttys, Jasper 😉
Jasper sent pictures of his macaron attempts. Two hours later, Nora replied with affirmations that they looked macarony to her. He asked how yoga was, and she sent a picture of her sweating through her yoga leggings. Jasper affirmed that it looked like she’d gotten a good workout, and then realized that he’d missed the hint as she followed up with a picture of her bare breasts. He sent back a short video of his cock throbbing to full attention, and she sent an audio clip of her desperate moaning.
Jasper filmed himself exploding on the dark tile of his shower again, and Nora replied with a picture of her soaked panties.
And then somehow fifteen minutes later they were discussing the finer points of inventory management in Borderlands 3.
Jasper had never found it so easy to talk to someone. And it seemed to be at least somewhat reciprocal, because they talked nearly non-stop for the next week. He told her about his math degree and his current job as a data scientist, she shared that she was in sales but looking for a new job. They talked about pets and first kisses and bucket list items and where they wanted to go on vacation. Nora vented about the frustrations of being a modern vampire, and Jasper finally got to say, “I’m sorry people are so shit”.
And then came a message that Jasper had not at all expected.
Nora: Hey… I know this is kind of fast, but… I’d REALLY love to meet you in person. Would you want to at all?
His heart thudded in his throat.
Jasper: yeah, I’d really like that too! I’m in the Townsville area, hbu?
Nora: ur shitting me
Jasper panicked. But why? Why was he panicking? What had he said wrong? Why couldn’t he form a normal human response?
Nora: I just moved to Townsville!!!
Jasper: Wait, srsly?!
Jasper forced himself to breathe. He knew what he needed to do. He’d asked girls out before. He could do this.
Jasper: How about dinner thurs?
That gave him almost a week to get ready.
Nora: Dinner already? 😉 Forward of you! I like it!
Jasper stared at his phone like a deer in the headlights. Idiot, idiot! He’d meant, like, hamburgers. Dinner with Nora would be… the memory of the message flashed behind his eyes, fuck, i want to suck you dry…
Jasper gulped. It was probably better to roll with this than to admit to being an insensitive idiot. And now he had to think quickly. First dates with random strangers from the internet were supposed to be in well-lit public locations. So he just needed a well-lit public location where she could suck the cum out of him.
He started typing do you drink— and then thought better of it and flipped open a new tab to search, ‘do vampires drink alcohol’. The consensus was ‘yes, very’. Jasper almost clicked down a rabbit hole about second-hand inebriation from drinking the blood of drunk people, but he forced himself to focus.
Jasper: There’s a bar downtown with a good bathroom for hooking up. We can do something else or cancel whenever if you want, no worries, no questions asked
Nora: send me the address, I’m excited!
He did, and they confirmed the time.
Nora: great, it’s a date!
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