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I’m Bethany Baker, author of Monster and Paranormal Romance. Here you’ll find my personal blog and the web-published novels that kicked off my author career. 🙂 For the latest updates and exclusive content, be sure to subscribe to my free newsletter:

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The Dragon’s Tower [FREE]

Ada has 99 problems and being a princess with a libido in a patriarchal kingdom is one of them. When a witch’s curse has an unintended side effect that gives Ada power beyond her wildest and wettest dreams, she realizes that her story has only just begun…

The Black Box [FREE]

John is a professional game reviewer, which is not as fun as it sounds. Especially since he gets stuck with the low-budget, the weird, and the downright bad. His latest project is definitely in the ‘weird’ category, an augmented reality console with no title, no internet connection, and a rating of ‘Adults Only’. There’s only…

The Alchemist’s Illusions [FREE]

Linza has just graduated from university to find that the promise of quick and gainful employment was an illusion, but her student debt is very real. Desperate for a change of pace from her day job and some extra cash, Linza applies for a job at the city’s premiere pleasure house. Lucky for Linza, The…

What do cookies and smut have in common? They both make you say, “Mmmm… Delicious!”

If you’ve been looking for erotica that’s warm, cozy, imaginative, fantastical, and just the right amount of sweet — then you’ve found it.

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Above are links to my published books and web novels, and below are shorts. I also post reviews and musings. I take tips on Ko-Fi and Patreon 💕

Latest Free Shorts

Head over to Bite-Sized Stories for the full archive of shorts

The Krampuslauf (Part I)

Ylva has a reputation for being naughty with the village boys, and being chased with a birch branch is hardly a deterrent. But when a mysterious stranger appears at the yearly Krampus run, Ylva might finally get the punishment she deserves… (All characters 19+)

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Latest Reviews

Some of my favorite sexy content!

Review: Morning Glory Milking Farm

Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta is an exceptionally well-written erotic romance novel about a minotaur (cum) milking farm.

Review: Other Side

Other Side is a complete comic by LapinousMalice about a straight-laced cat who misses his train and then catches the eye of pierced, tattooed, mohawked hottie. Thus unfolds a sex, drugs, & rock-and-roll trip into hedonism and self-discovery.

Latest Musings

Writers gonna write. About life, the universe, and everything. But mostly about sex.

Pansexuality, omnisexuality, and bisexuality, Oh my!

Pansexuality – A sexual orientation characterized by the potential for aesthetic attraction, romantic love and/or sexual desire for people, regardless of their gender identity or biological sex. (From Wordnik) I’ve identified as pansexual for some years now, and for this pride month I wanted to settle some open questions that had been niggling in my…

Is it demisexuality or responsive desire?

In late high school, I identified as demisexual. This was really valuable to me at the time, for two key reasons. One, it assured me that there was nothing wrong with me. Two, it helped me be less judgy of my peers who were so much more compelled by sex than I was. I hadn’t…